It’s alright to be upset, she was everybody’s else dream girl, too. A lot of longshot dreams died today.
Golfer and Instagram star Paige Spiranac officially got engaged today while in Dubai. After exploding into the public eye two years ago and becoming a social media startler, Spiranac has likely received hundreds of proposals from those hoping that a quick look at their profile would seal the deal with the bombshell.
Those efforts were for naught until Steve Tinoco, a former minor-league baseball player, threw his hat into the ring. The two were engaged to be married while on vacation and have since returned to the United States.
For everyone not named Steve Tinoco, his failed baseball career is ammunition enough to get the hater-machine cranking at full speed. There are a bunch of dudes who played three weeks JV who are feeling mighty overlooked right now.
If I might quote the character Chubbs from the film Happy Gilmore: “It’s all in the hips, yeah.”