Man calls 911 because his girlfriend won’t put out

First Hurricane Joaquin hits South Carolina, now Patrick Doggett of Spartanburg hits his phone number to dial 911. The 53 year old called the emergency unit because he was having a huge crisis with his girlfriend. That’s right his soul mate didn’t want to have sexual relations with him.

What is not clear is why the National Guard was not called for such a huge deal?

His girlfriend, Faye Wooduff, alleged would not give him any ass and this made him reach out for emotional support for police to respond. Wooduff told police that her boyfriend was drinking and wanted to have sex even though she has her grandchild with her in the room.

Doggett was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail later that night.

Maybe 411 would have been a better option to dial.

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