In a masterpiece that rivals Shakespeare, 22-year-old comedian Elijah Daniel has written a 21-page gay romantic novel revolving around Republican presidential candidate and all-around buffoon, Donald J. Trump.
“I was drinking, and I thought it would be funny if I write this stupid and weird story,” Daniel told the New York Daily News. “It took me four hours and four bottles of wine.”
In a role that rivals the smoldering Christian Grey, Trump has a steamy encounter with a Trump Hotel bellboy. Released on Amazon Thursday, the book shot up the charts, landing at no. 2 on their list of humorous romantic novels.
And now, for an excerpt into this new literary wonder:
“With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest. He was beautiful,” the first chapter reads. “His gorgeous a– flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger.”
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