Tom Brady might be the greatest quarterback of all-time, but on Tuesday, he’ll be an avocado. Or he’ll be a slice of toast. Nobody is quite sure which, including Brady.
Brady is a known lover of the Halloween season. He also attributes his longevity in the NFL to an ultra-healthy diet that has prevented him from ever eating a strawberry. This year, his love of the years spookiest holiday, and his love of nutrition will coalesce into one very weird couples costume.
According to WEEI.com, Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen are dressing up as avocado and toast for Halloween.
Brady was asked what he would be dressing up as this year in his post-game interview this weekend. The Patriots beat the Chargers, meaning Brady was in a good mood and would choose a more affable way of providing absolutely no information while answering the question.
“I think my wife picked something out,” he said. “So, I don’t want to give it away. They’ll find me in my neighborhood. It will be a nice costume. People won’t know who I am, but it will be fun.”
In a radio appearance 12 hours later, he spilled a few more beans on what his plans are.
“I think we’re some type of avocado and toast,” he said. “I don’t know which one. My wife bought the costume.”
When he was pressed for more details, Brady had none.
“Avocado and the toast,” Brady said. “I don’t know. My wife bought it.”
So if you see a very brawny avocado wearing five humongous rings on one hand, and a supermodel piece of toast with long legs, don’t be alarmed, it’s just Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen.