Thanksgiving Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Images

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Thanksgiving 2017 is finally here!

With the holiday season in full swing, Thanksgiving gives us an opportunity to come together with family and friends, overindulge in a fantastic feast and down some adult beverages before going into a turkey induced nap while trying to take in some of the NFL’s triple-header.

Thanksgiving is a federal holiday celebrated on the fourth Thanksgiving of November each year.

Ahead of today’s feast, here is all of the information you will need to prepare yourself for time around the table.

Best Thanksgiving Jokes & Quotes

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. – Kevin James

Q: Why were the cranberries red?
A: They saw the turkey dressing.

Walmart announced that this Thanksgiving they are opening earlier than they ever have. Because what better way to celebrate the pilgrims’ arrival in American than buying crap from China. – Conan O’Brien

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots.

We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they’re already stuffed. – Barack Obama

***jokes compiled by  Boys LifeReader’s Digest and Jokes4Us.

Thanksgiving Cooking Tips

Do not deep fry a frozen turkey. While deep frying a turkey is one way to produce a delicious, juicy bird for your Thanksgiving spread, you need to make sure the turkey is thawed.

If not, some very awful things will happen.

Happy holidays, everyone. Don’t burn down your house.

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CAMPUSSPORTS Writer
CAMPUSSPORTS Writer
Josh studied journalism at Seton Hill University. He is currently the Editor-in-Chief of Campus Sports. Josh is currently a member of the FWAA and USBWA. His work has been featured on Sports Illustrated, ESPN.com, FOXSports.com, CBSSports.com and many others.
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