John Kerry probably lost the election because of how poorly he threw out the first pitch in Boston. People stopped listening to 50 Cent’s music because of his throw. When was the last time you heard anything about Carly Rae Jepsen?
All these careers, ruined by a pathetic attempt at a first pitch.
It’s safe to say that Landis Haag won’t face any of those problems.
Born without hands or feet, Landis threw a strike for the ceremonial first pitch ahead of the Yankees game on Monday.
After the throw? Cool as a cucumber, just like W. He won an election because of that throw, you know.
The 11-year-old can run, throw, hit and catch just like any of his peers. None of them can say they’ve signed a contract with the New York Yankees, though. That’s just what Landis did before throwing out the first pitch.
Landis will also announce one of the team’s draft selections on Monday during the MLB draft.