I guess since the Obama family didn’t need 500 cows in exchange for their daughter Malia, they are still entertaining offers for potential suitors. Enter Roy Chambers, a marijuana farmer from St. James, Jamaica, who claims he has the cohones to woo the president’s daughter, and win her hand in marriage.
The supposed key to her heart? Ganga. Sticky Ganga. And lots of it!
But get this, Chambers would not even be the one to wed Malia – it would be his one-year-old son.
I can’t wrap my head around it.
Really, dude?
Since May, Malia has garnered quite a few interesting proposals. A Kenyan farmer offered President Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in return for sixteen-year- old daughter. I guess that would have been kind of okay if she wasn’t the president’s daughter and lived in rural Kansas.
At least the common denominator between them was their willingness to give up their most valuable possessions. There are two kinds of people. Animal aficionados and pot farmers. And oh Malia, you lucky girl!
In an interview with The Jamaican website 18karatreggae.com, Mr. Chambers said, “I tried to approach President Obama with my offer while he was in Jamaica a few months ago, but the security prevented me. I have sent him a regular mail to the White House and also an email, so I hope he will reply soon.”
If anything, I respect the tenacity this guy has. I mean, it’s not every day you hear about someone chasing down the president to offer him a weed farm.
He also must have known that Obama is open about his past, smoking that loud with his Hawaiian buddies. And with his term coming to a close, Obama just might take the offer. He received an Ivy League education, so who knows if even the president was able to run away from Sally Mae.
And even so, you can’t help but assume that his law degree is making turn his eyes toward legalized marijuana.
So, Mr. President, the choice is yours.
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*Featured Photo (above) credit to Jacquelyn Martin / AP
