In a seven-minute interview with the splash of co-hosts of ESPN’s First Take, Weezy F. Baby shared his opinions on current events, such as Deflategate and his opinions on the Lakers in the upcoming NBA season, which tips off in approximately three months.
https://youtu.be/UqY0ozrmyss
The wide-eyed-dilated-pupils Grammy rapper quickly infuriated the stutter-heavy Stephen A. in regards to Lil’ Wayne’s “you can win a championship and, if you work hard, anything’s possible.” When verbally ambushed by Smith about the probability of the King’s and Timberwolves’ reaching next year’s NBA playoffs, Wayne clenched his eyeballs in near constipation as if he had just masticated a whole lemon, then showcased his snow white teeth, while bursting into hysteria.
The main attraction, however, results, not from Lil Wayne’s lack of sports aptitude but rather, from his affinity for something greener – herbs.
Several patrons of Twitter pointed the finger at the narcotic:
Lil Wayne is so damn high on first take right now!!
— Coleston Scheik (@TheRealCScheik) August 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/LongDongLazaron/status/635834453273747456
Lil Wayne needs an intervention after being on @FirstTake THAT high…come on now…
— Tr3y (@tr3ybesingin) August 24, 2015
Lil Wayne just confirmed my assumption that he is high on First Take by saying the Lakers will make the playoffs this year
— Matt Wysocki (@mwysocki93) August 24, 2015
In a segment filled with awkward silences, as well as probably qualifying as one of the most boring interviews in the ESPN archives, the bloodshot eyes of Lil’ Wayne signified no future job assignment as a commentator.
In his banner of tattoos, Lil Wayne squeezed the Bristol-based network on the top side of his elbow:
Happy to see we made the cut on Lil Wayne's crowded arm… pic.twitter.com/Ejp3nDWou8
— ESPN (@espn) August 24, 2015
Based on the comments above and from carefully observing The Carter’s body language, I’m sure police K-9 units could sniff Lil’ Wayne’s Mary Jane breathe all the way to Maricopa County, Arizona.
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