This week, just about everyone and their brother’s dog was glued to their couches playing Madden NFL ’16.
(Or they are the girlfriend/wife of someone glued to the couch… You get the idea.)
But despite it’s staggering reviews, the new Madden isn’t perfect, and contains a couple glitches that are a bit scary-movie-esque. It contains a recently dubbed “invisible man” that sacks the nonsense out of Packers quarterback Aaron Rogers.
This is paired with Rogers not having eyes–which is a crime against humanity because Rogers’ baby blues are so beautiful that they could solve crime. Also, it looks creepy.
If all the patches aren't downloaded in your Madden 16 game, you might get Aaron Rodgers with no eyes pic.twitter.com/eeg2wJ67eZ
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 25, 2015
It’s as if the Madden people strayed from the football video game path in order to pitch a storyline for the next season of American Horror Story.