Ezekiel, first you try getting a date. She didn’t respond. Then, you plan to wear a different jersey with the number 13 (symbolic of Taylor Swift’s birthday, December 13, 1989). And even your own team mates are worried. Reserve quarterback Stephen Collier, accused you of stealing his jersey.
“Boy tries to get girl. Girl is not interested. Girl likes other boy. Other boy likes someone else.”
It’s a perfect paper triangle going nowhere near the field goal. Let’s focus on the pigskin, not the lambskin.
@taylorswift13 I'm wearing #13 for you this weekend ❤️ pic.twitter.com/AdG3yb3D17
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
Sure enough, reserve quarterback Stephen Collier jumped in to rip on his teammate. And Elliott responded accordingly.
Get out of my jersey bum https://t.co/KlvLM1cm2J
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 17, 2015
I'm wearing 15 Saturday lol
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
Elliott, you are NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER with Swift anytime soon. It’s pretty clear since she did not tweet back, it appears she feels SAFE & SOUND.
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