Ezekiel Elliott ready to change his jersey number for T. Swift

Ezekiel, first you try getting a date. She didn’t respond. Then, you plan to wear a different jersey with the number 13 (symbolic of Taylor Swift’s birthday, December 13, 1989). And even your own team mates are worried. Reserve quarterback Stephen Collier, accused you of stealing his jersey.

Elliott, you are either trying too hard to get a date or you quite literally designed a perfect love story for Swift to write about.

 

“Boy tries to get girl. Girl is not interested. Girl likes other boy. Other boy likes someone else.”

It’s a perfect paper triangle going nowhere near the field goal. Let’s focus on the pigskin, not the lambskin.

Sure enough, reserve quarterback Stephen Collier jumped in to rip on his teammate. And Elliott responded accordingly.

Elliott, you are NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER with Swift anytime soon. It’s pretty clear since she did not tweet back, it appears she feels SAFE & SOUND.

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