The 7 people that are going to show up to your Super Bowl party

Today is a big day; it’s pretty much a national holiday. Except more important, if you’re not doing anything for the Super Bowl, then you either just moved to a new city the Friday before, or everyone hates you.

Speaking of people you hate, you will probably be surrounded by them come Sunday at your chosen venue for watching the game.

Some generate higher levels of loathing than others, but there’s no doubt there are a common denominator of personalities showing up to over cheer, over analyze and over exaggerate throughout the game.

Just make sure you’re not one of these people.