King Jameis

Say hello to college football’s Bad Boy of 2014! Jameis Winston just pulled a publicity stunt and no one realizes it but me. When you win a Heisman and National Championship (with a perfect record) there isn’t much you can’t get away with. In reality a college student using vulgar language in the dining hall is a daily occurrence. Have you ever sat by football players in your college dining hall? The conversations aren’t exactly “PG-13”. Not only that, he was quoting a viral video that was honestly pretty funny when it first came around. Should Jameis have kept quiet considering he had rape accusations last year? ABSOLUTELY NOT, however this was part of his grand scheme. Yes the media is going to slam him for this, as they should, it’s their job and he should know better. The thing no one realizes is that Mr. Winston just created a minor setback for a major come back. This Saturday the ‘Noles will inevitably go into half time at a deficit behind the arm of…. it doesn’t matter. King Jameis is going to conquer the second half like Bobby Boucher at the end of the water boy. A one man show of epic proportions. Then guess what will happen? The media will go right back to focusing on what matters, the kid can play some football and WIN. When you win you can do no wrong. Except rape, that is definitely, always wrong. I digress, while Jameis is making poor off field decisions the kid is a stud on the field. You love to hate him, but he remains a King on campus and will further his legend this Saturday again Clemson when he takes the field in the second half.

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**Author’s Note**
Article was written before they announced Winston would sit the whole game. Clearly administration got wind of Jameis’ master plan and were not too pleased. They also did not want to look like the NFL punishing at first then trying to back track. How ever that is exactly how it looks. Good luck getting into the playoffs with Sean Maguire (Who??) as your starter against a conference rival out for blood.

P.S.- Jameis, you can’t be king if you piss your coach off by coming out dressed to play when you are benched. There’s an easier way to do this. King Jameis = King Joffrey right now.

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