Breaking (Wind) News: Von Miller Speaks Fartsi

If leading his team in tackles last season (14) didn’t self-satisfy him enough, then Von Miller allegedly takes the cake – and passes it, too – on the topic of flatulence.

Von Miller himself confirmed that, during team meetings, players are fined for breaking wind.

The percentage or set dollar amount in said fine remains undisclosed.

In Von Miller’s own testimony, he prescribes the most farts, and is therefore charged the most. It would, however, explain his explosiveness in the 40-yard dash for his A&M Pro Day in 2011.

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