Ms. Cinnamon Nicole from Tennessee started a GoFundMe campaign for the most worthy of causes: to reimburse her after she spent her life savings on Powerball tickets. Safe to say that she was not the winner from Tennessee (whom actually are way more awesome people, as they plan on keeping their job and the same house).
What’s worse is that there are people as dumb as miss Cinnamon (that’s got to be her stripper name right?) because her page was able to raise $800 before being taken down. While it was up, she had the audacity to make this plea for “help”:
From her GoFundMe page:
“Please help me and my family as we have exausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.”
Now Cinnamon, I will not donate to you or your family how are equally as stupid as you because one of them gave you the name Cinnamon.
The next step is obvious people, we need to find this Cinnamon, her funders, and eliminate them all before they bring the apocalypse upon us with their sinful stupidity.