Thank goodness Tom Brady became a football player instead of a sumo wrestler.
Now that we know what the latter would look like, he’s much better off winning Super Bowls than pushing another guy out of a ring.
Can’t fault him for trying though.
According to Bleacher Report, Brady and his son Jack were treated to a private workout with some sumo-wrestling professionals. Credit Brady for climbing in there and doing his best, but his best wasn’t good enough this time.
It’s good to see Tom Brady be the worst. After five Super Bowl victories, four Super Bowl MVPs and two regular season MVPs, he should taste a dollop of absolute failure every once in a while.
And that’s what this was. He seemed to take it well, but someone with his ego probably didn’t like the collective laughter in the room as his face filled with blood, hopelessly trying to move the stout man in front of him.
One of these sumo teams should still take a flier on him late in the sumo draft, though. He could be the greatest one day.