Big Ten Network airs promos from 13 of its members

In a collective agreement with the Big Ten Network, head coaches from the Big Ten’s representatives – excluding Illinois, who terminated Tim Beckman a week prior to their opener – channeled their inner marketing spokesman for a 16-second glance into their schools, most mocked in silence.

From featuring a hawk’s nest to market fresh zucchini and from t-shirt guns to a remote-controlled train in a simulated square footage area made up of Big Ten schools, it was certainly a comic relief after hearing so much about Ohio State in the preseason.

Definitely don’t mess with Bo Pelini if there’s a helium tank and balloons around, because he’ll show you up, son.

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